I want that right now, yup I am a chocolate freak.
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I want that right now, yup I am a chocolate freak.
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Friend: “Can you tie a knot?”
Me: “I cannot.”
Friend: “So you can knot?”
Me: “No, I cannot knot.”
Friend: “Not knot?”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Friend: “Fuck off!”
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